Friday, December 20th, 2013 by Michael Freeman
From reverse psychology to ‘brainless’ get rich money making systems, I’ve complied the most ridiculous binary options videos I watched in 2013! By ‘brainless’ schemes, I am referring to the ‘learn how to become a millionaire trader without moving a finger’ type videos. There are tons of videos coming out everyday and the common denominator is how ‘ridiculous’ these videos are. So let’s get started.
“Are you a tired of working 9-5? Is the monotony of middle class life driving you crazy?” “What if I told you that you can make millions, starting in about, let’s say, an hour from now without paying me a single dollar, in fact I will pay you to use my system, because I am just a kind, loving millionaire with the secret to your success!”
Seriously? Yes, I am absolutely serious. So let’s get started with the 5 Most Ridiculous binary options videos on YouTube!
Ridiculous video #1 – Let’s start with some Scare Tactics
“The global economy is on the verge of a massive cardiac arrest, the repercussions could have a tsunami effect, and unless you take preventive steps to protect your interest, there’s no doubt that you among millions of others, will be forced to live a nightmarish life!” Now that’s scary, so basically if you don’t buy into this video your life is going to suck, really really bad! Check it out…
Ridiculous video #2 – The most horrifying make money online video
This one is kind of long so I don’t expect you to watch the whole thing, not recommended for children! The one question I asked myself throughout this horrifying experience of watching the video was “Who on earth decided to include a horror movie soundtrack in a ‘make money online video’? I am not sure if this video is serious or if it’s just a joke, but if it’s serious than I am seriously speechless! Meet the Mass Money Machine.. mwaa haa haa!!!
Ridiculous video #3 – Everyone is working from home, don’t miss out on all the fun!
This video is a compilation of unrelated testimonials of people who allegedly work from home and live in paradise. From unrelated CNN news reports to fake testimonials, this video is one of the most promising money making opportunities in the world of binary options! Yeah right… Meet Binary Options Recoded!
Ridiculous video #4 – Pick any lifestyle you want!
I know many traders who tried the ‘Automated Income App’ by Brian Miller, it turns out this is a Global Trader 365 affiliated scam site. It makes sense with how the video starts with multiple snapshots of Lamborghinis, private jets, beautiful pools, islands and hot models that this would turn out to be a scam. Checkout one of the most ridiculous binary options videos I’ve seen on Youtube in my entire life!
Ridiculous video #5 – Money doesn’t grow on trees, it falls from the sky…
AutoBinary EA came out with some of the funniest videos starting with “What would you do if you won the lottery? I mean, getting the jack pot that everyone is dreaming about. Wouldn’t it give you financial freedom for the rest of your life?” Cut! Would you mind not asking me rhetorical question? Thank you but I much rather just win the lottery instead of signing up with AutoBinary EA. I’ll just trade binary options on my own for now.
If you made it all the way to the 5th video, you either have a lot of patience or you’re thinking to yourself how hilariously, ridiculous these 5 videos are.. I personally feel speechless every time I watch these videos. Hopefully you didn’t get mesmerized by these offers, because binary options is not about quick ‘making money systems’ and it’s not as easy as described on many videos. Do yourself a favor and research the service you plan to use before committing to any lucrative offers, there are good signals services for binary options out there but many are scams. If you have time to invest into learning how to trade on your own using binary options strategies, you will never have to pay any signals service to work for you and you will definitely avoid some of the fake services along the way. Thank you for watching the 5 Most Ridiculous Binary Options Videos on Youtube!